夫が友人と妻をハメる

It's a good thing you came to me because you could certainly use my expertise.

God forbid you fall into the hands of that Pussy Man character that's running around campus.

Hey, hey, hey, watch out what you're saying about Pussy Man. He's my friend.

Yeah, he gets a lot of pussy more than you've ever seen in your life.

I can see you getting along.